All that follows me is trouble
coagulates:

me

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

sad-dress:

girls who go clubbing in just tiny dresses and massive heels in the depths of winter are true northern heroes and tougher than any boys ever

afrosinspace:

kaddy-kablamo:

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

afrosinspace:

kaddy-kablamo:

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"