"yeah i used to like you too"
are u fucking kidding me
octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok
" MY BOWL"
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
When you play the game of thrones you either use your sexuality or you become a sexual assault victim.
There is no middle ground.
my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days