cursedcatimages:

612l:

artgroupie:

unfollowfriday:

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

this post just kills you twice huh

612l:

artgroupie:

unfollowfriday:

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

this post just kills you twice huh

zackisontumblr:

what did i just read

bazptich:

that’s valid laura

dankmemeuniversity:

princess-laya:

driad:

nyx5:

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

I nearly spat out my tea

oquelem-sea:

30-minute-memes:

I Hear That’s Good

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

labellabrianna:

majestic-gee-melanin:

theambassadorposts:

Originally posted by iconicklaine

😭😭😭

beyoncescock:

my biggest problem is I don’t have the looks and the money

kaylapocalypse:

wikipedie:

A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all

“my body feels cold”

“Its shutting down. My point is…”

thepastelpriestess:

shiisiln:

luidilovins:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

u know what shoes i absolutely have no use for but desperately would love to own a pair of? those heels with the pink fluff at the front… nice

hello

an additional concept:

y’all thought i was done? i am never done because underneath the robe i’m wearing this

and these sunglasses r sitting at the top of my head

and im also carrying this but with a pink handle

Here you go full set!

this is such a “oh officers I’m just so worried about my husband” outfit

Aphrodite wrote this post

fatherizzyisms:

Fluffy stone pillow.

acoolguy:

targuzzler:

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly