All that follows me is trouble
iceageiscoming:

thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

swordinthedarkness:

When you play the game of thrones you either use your sexuality or you become a sexual assault victim.

There is no middle ground.

delladilly:

my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days