my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
I laughed way too hard.
Without his moustache.
That is just so inexplicably wrong
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES
show up to your funeral like
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
Turtle enjoying a bath)